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Chinese doctors say they successfully transplanted a penis on a man who lost his own in an accident, but had to remove it two weeks later "because of the wife's psychological rejection as well as the swollen shape of the transplanted penis.” Lucky for her they allow exchange for size.
All kidding aside, this is terrible news for the poor guy; he was by far, for those few days, the most well endowed Chinese guy on the planet.
I can kind of sympathize…my penis has been rejected in the past…although not because it was swollen.
Doctors say other risks involved are rejection of the transplanted organ and the need to take rejection-suppressing medications for the rest of your life. The first hand transplant recipient stopped taking his medication and later requested the hand be amputated. You can just imagine how difficult it must be for the first hand AND penis transplant recipient, Pee-wee Herman.

Speaking of hands, a doctor has pleaded not guilty to stealing a hand from a New Jersey medical school cadaver and giving it to an exotic dancer.
The exotic dancer, Carla Matlin, kept the hand in a jar of formaldehyde in her bedroom and called the hand “Freddie.”
Along with the hand, police found six human skulls. Her mother believed the skulls were bought from a mail order catalog. I can just imagine how that conversation went. ‘Linda! Those skulls better not have been stolen from a cadaver!’…‘No mama, I ordered them out of that ‘Harriet Carter’ catalog in the bathroom! So stop accusing me of unlawful disposal of human remains and help me into this thong!’
In her defense, Matlin admitted it was the first time the stripper was given a hand for her performance. In the doctor’s defense, he confessed at the time of the gifting, he was out of singles…I wonder if there’s room in her collection for a recently available second hand penis named “Hung Nomo”?


This news from Great Britain, hospitals are now offering Muslim women burka-style gowns for their patients. The turquoise colored “inter-faith” gown is hoped to help Muslim women (who would otherwise die of their infirmities rather than wear the sexy, standard issue garb) seek medical treatment. So far it seems to be catching on. The hospital burka reveals nothing but the eyes and ass.