The Devil and Mr. Bush...

"...Yesterday, the devil came here,"Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said, referring to Bush's address before the U.N. General Assembly on Tuesday. "Right here. Right here. And it smells of sulfur still today, this table that I am now standing in front of."
He then made the sign of the cross, brought his hands together as if praying and looked up at the ceiling.
He later went on to say, "An Alfred Hitchcock movie could use it as a scenario. I would even propose a title: `The Devil's Recipe,'"
Chavez's words drew tentative giggles at times from the audience, but also applause at the end of the speech and when he called Bush the devil, a word he used no fewer than eight times.
We caught up with The Prince of Darkness at the home of actor Tom Cruise and actress Katie Holmes and when asked to comment on the story, Satan forcefully repeated his denial, saying, "I did not possess that man, Mr. Bush." Then placing baby Suri back on the altar said, "Why do people always say I smell like sulfur? Do you smell sulfur? I don't ... I smell Axe Voodoo!"

Chavez stressed the need to improve Tehran-Caracas ties. He stressed that Venezuela favors strengthened ties with Iran in various fields, particularly in auto and tractor manufacturing.
His new automobile, the Hu-Go Jihadi SE, is set to roll out in time for the big Ramadan travel season, and features Allah-wheel drive, Mecca-Star Navigation, seating for six extremists, and the head room to accomodate the highest wrapped Hijabs... or leave the spider hole in a hurry in the speedy, Limited Edition Jihadi Dictator with luxurious prayer rug interiors and a bullet proof exterior.