5.31.2008

Mystery of Stonehenge Solved


Salisbury, England (GTN)-The mystery of Stonehenge has finally been solved.



What researchers once thought was a center for religious worship or an ancient astronomical observatory has now turned out to be something much more exciting.


New research on the Salisbury Plain in England shows that Stonehenge was the site of an ancient talent contest experts are now dubbing 'Stonehenge Idol'.


" It's now clear that the enigmatic stone circle was a huge sound stage, complete with judges table," said Richard Mehard, chief archaeologist at the site.




New radio carbon dating from human burials and around the circle indicates the contest ran from 3000 B.C. until after the stone stage was erected around 2500 B.C. "What a successful run the show had," said Dick.



"What's interesting about the contestants is when they were eliminated from the competition, they were quite literally eliminated-killed and buried right here near the stage, entombed with stone slabs carved with their standing in the competition embedded right in their skulls," he said. He then proudly displayed a smashed human skull for the cameras. "Look! This guy was first runner-up!"






Fox Television is considering the idea of filming next season's Idol here at Stonehenge.To lend authenticity and in keeping with ancient tradition, Idol lawyers are exploring whether or not it is legal to kill and bury on site at least the first few weeks of American Idol 'rejects' that are such a popular part of the show. "I think it's doable!" said one attorney.


Host Ryan Seacrest is excited about the possibility of dressing as a Druid. "We could even have a 'Stone Temple Pilots' Week!" he said.




The Mystery of Humor has also been solved at Humor-Blogs.com

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3 Comments:

At 5/31/2008 11:31 PM, Blogger Diesel articulated...

"Stonehenge,
where the demons dwell
Where the banshees live
and they do live well."

 
At 6/01/2008 5:35 PM, Blogger JD at I Do Things articulated...

HA! Too funny. I'm sure televised executions are the next step for reality shows.

And Ryan Seacrest as a Druid? Oh, yeah.

JD at I Do Things

 
At 7/09/2008 12:55 PM, Blogger April articulated...

lol i thought that's what is was used for!

 

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