Icelandic Museum of Penis Growing

Husavik, Iceland (GTN)-There is one specimen that Sigurdur Hjartarson would love to add to his Icelandic Phallological Museum. "It's been the hardest penis to get my hands on," Hjartarson said.





But if one of four men get their way, Sigurdur will get what he's looking for-a man's penis.


An Icelander, a German, a Brit, and an American would love to become a lifelong member of his museum when they die. They have all pledged their manhood to the museum.


The American, Stan Underwood, 52, has written a letter to Sigurdur describing his penis-which he has nick-named "Elmo", and would donate his penis after his death, provided it is not harvested here in the states (he has a donor symbol on his state driver's licence).


Hjartarson said the Icelandic donor, a 93-year-old from nearby Akureyri, was a womanizer in his youth who thought having his penis in the collection might bring him eternal fame. But Hjartarson would like to have a specimen that looks more human, and is less well known in the area. More than 60% of his visitors are women.


He has received specimens from fishermen, hunters and scientists, and if not required to be kept in glass jars of formaldehyde, he'll mount them for all his visitors to enjoy.

What started out as a hobby in the mid seventies with a single bull penis has grown to over 250 penises from 90 different species.


The museum, originally opened in Reykjavik in 1977, has now been erected in the fishing village of Husavik, 300 miles northeast of the capital.


Hjartarson says he never pays for penises, with the exception of an elephant penis nearly 1 meter long that hangs, stuffed and mounted on a wooden board, in the museum's "Size Does Matter" section. Other sections include the "Hanging Gardens", "Our Phallic Overlords", and the rapidly growing "please touch" section.


Hjartarson is always looking for new members and is cocksure the museum will be a success. "I hope visitors leave the museum in a better mood than when they arrived," he said.

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