GT Now Offers "GT Separation Service"

Gelotology Today is proud to announce a new service to it's readers!

Is your relationship with someone over, and you just don't know how to end it?

Are you currently seeing someone else on the down-low and want to make it "official"?

Introducing "GT Separation Service". A service that takes the anxiety of telling that significant other to hit the bricks...and the best part, it's totally free!

We asked our boss, and Editor, Dave, who came up with the idea, why in the world he would want to get involved in such a hard, and sometimes dangerous undertaking. "I think it's fun!", he said, standing next to his three burly, personal bodyguards.

"There are three different methods of 'mate disposal' we are offering: first there's 'Thoughtful', for those who hold no ill feelings towards the soon to be jilted. Second is 'Logical', for those analytical types, containing indisputable facts, pie charts, and witness testimonies. Then my personal favorite, 'Vindictive' , where we really get creative!", he said, with that patented, evil grin we have all come to know.

Look for a "GT Separation Service" web form on the sidebar soon! If you really can't wait to drop the bomb, comment to this post with the future ex's name, E-mail adress (we don't share E-mail adresses with any partner or third party), the type of service required; 1- Thoughtful, 2- Analytical, 3- Vindictive along with all the pertinent facts and consider the job done. No further contact with the recipient is required! So stop worrying, and start living!

Need more convincing that using GT Separation is right for you? Below is just a few of the test market testimonials we recieved:

"I was skeptical you could get the job done, but he's gone for good! He doesn't even drive by my parent's house anymore thanks to the included Restraining Order...GT, you're a lifesaver!" - Tess H., homemaker, Hoboken, NJ

"I thought I'd never be able to see Bob in public, but Susan is history now thanks to that incredibly indisputable bar graph! Thanks GT- Steven Q., accountant, San Fransisco, Ca

"I chose 'Vindictive', and I'm so glad I did! Good riddence to that fat,(expletive deleted), smelly (expletive deleted) man and his ugly, (several expletives deleted) mother!" - name on file, Little Rock, AK