Disney Character Minnie Mouse in Internet Sex Video

Move over Janet Jackson and Pamela Anderson, Minnie Mouse has the latest raunchy Internet video.

The Walt Disney Company publicly stated on Thursday that "appropriate action" has been taken against it's euro-trash employees who took time out from their jobs as costumed Disney characters to have a backstage 'Minnie-menage a trois', and it was all captured on video.



It is unknown at this time if any of the employees at the Paris Disneyland have been dismissed, or what action will be taken. The poor quality video, shot backstage in the employee dressing room, shows Goofy grabbing Minnie from behind, and simulating 'doggie style' sex with the mouse. Minnie then struggles to free herself from the assault, only to be rolled over by the giant Snowman character, in a cold-blooded attempt at anal insertion; it was only by the grace of God that the Snowman was ill equipped for the sexual assault.

"The behavior shown on the video is unacceptable and inexcusable," Disney said in a statement. "We've had employees cross the line of what is considered acceptable in the past, but this is fu*king goofy," he said. "Walt is turning over in his grave right now."

The Disneyland debauchery continues as Mickey Mouse, in a scene reminiscent of Brokeback Mountain, mounts the Snowman, and the balling begins. If this doesn't chill you to the bone, the sound of Disney's trademark chipmunks, Chip and Dale, squealing with delight at the depravity will.



"Executives at the park are outraged," our source inside the theme park revealed. "The organization never tolerates any behavior that could taint its spotless image. They will be desperate to get to the bottom of this."

Goofy then grabs one of the chipmunks from behind and he becomes the latest victim. It is not clear in the video which of the two critters is on the receiving end.
"Dale is certainly the more capricious and flutter-witted of the two, and the slightly more logical Chip frequently has to bring him back in line, even if by force," our source told us.

Gelotology Today got some of the other Disney characters to go on record about the incident.

We tried to wake Snow White so she could comment but to no avail. Her filthy trailer was in a deplorable state and littered with apple cores and feces from all the woodland creatures that surrounded her.

We did, however, reach Bambi by cell phone and asked the fawn for her reaction. "I haven't seen the video...was Thumper there?" she asked. We assured her he was not present in the video. "Thank goodness," she gasped. "The very survival of the forest may hang in the balance."

Cinderella was furious. "Why wasn't I invited?" she exclaimed. "My f'in stepmother is behind this!" She then quickly hung up.

Count on Gelotology Today to bring you the latest developments in this ongoing investigation.