GT Quickies

Republican congressman Mark Foley of Florida was denounced today by Gay groups across the nation for sexually explicit AOL Instant Messages and E-mails he sent to 16 and 17-year-old males who worked as pages at the U.S. Capitol. That's pretty bad when the degenerates nationwide think you're a pervert. During a search of his home investigators found all the incriminating crap in his Foley Bag.
Can you believe this guy had the nerve to blame his Roman Catholic priest, with claims the priest molested him as a teenager. They didn't even have Instant Messaging back then. What next, blaming Al Gore because he invented the Internet? Oh yeah, and he admitted he was gay...Well Duh!
Hindsight being 20/20, AOL feels they may have exaserbated his addiction, and is considering changing the famous, "You've Got Male" anouncement so popular on the service.

Tennessee Titans defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth finally got the chance Oct. 3 to personally apologize to Andre Gurode for tearing open the Dallas Cowboys center's face with a cleat. Along with the apology Haynesworth is sending front row tickets for the whole family to attend the Musical 'Stomp'.

Convicted terrorists locked up in U.S. prisons can still use mail and instant messaging to conduct terrorist or criminal activities, according to a report issued Tuesday by the Department of Justice's inspector general. That's great news. Who are the idiots letting them use E-mail? A red flag should have gone up when the user ID name: 'I_will_ kill_all_americans' was logged into the prison E-mail server. Turns out that Richard Reid aka the mad shoe bomber was posing as a 16-year-old page on AOL Instant Messenger and having cyber sex with Rep. Mark Foley.

The Philadelphia Eagles will be hiding all the sharp objects and putting away all the pill bottles at the Link this week when T.O. and the Dallas Cowboys come to town for their matchup this Sunday in Philadelphia, Pa.
"T.O. is killing himself in practice this week," an unidentified source on the Cowboys said.