The Mob and Al-Qaida...Perfect Together

A GT News Exclusive

The FBI's top counterterrorism official harbors lots of concerns: weapons of mass destruction, undetected homegrown terrorists and the possibility that old-fashioned mobsters will team up with al-Qaida for the right price.

Though there is no direct evidence yet of organized crime collaborating with terrorists, the first hints of a connection surfaced in a recent undercover FBI operation. Agents stopped a man with alleged mob ties from selling missiles to an informant posing as a terrorist middleman.

That case and other factors are heightening concerns about a real-life episode of the Sopranos teaming with Osama bin Laden's followers.

GT News has an undercover reporter embedded with the mob and secretly recorded this high level meeting between the two groups. Note the names and locations have been ommitted to protect the identity of our man on the inside.

This should send a chill down the spine of every American who hears it.

Start tape

Mob boss: Hey Joey, send in that sand flea, you f*in babbo

Underling: Right boss

(al-Qaida opererative enters)

Mob boss: So you da towel head wants us to wack somebody?

al-Qaida: God willing. We cannot overstate our hatred for infidels.

Mob boss: We aint got no Zinfendel, We got a nice Merlot.

al-Qaida: I do not know of this man, is he a strong fighter?

Mob boss: Listen ali Babba, you wanna make a marrige or wat?

al-Qaida: I already have enough wives, Praise Allah; but you are very kind Mr. Godfather.

Mob boss: Ok, funny guy,I'll give you a pass this time. Now we was thinkin', you f*in camel jockeys got some oil right. Now here's da deal, you get what you want; we get what we want. We wanna skim of this oil action, say ten a barrel, and we'll hit the mattress with whoever you want.

al-Qaida: We do not want you to lay with anyone. There is some misunderstanding. This is Jihad.

Mob boss: Hey Joey, look that word up.

Underling: Where boss?

Mob boss: In the f*in Arab to Mafia dictionary right here on my desk you goombah.

al-Qaida: Are you familiar with the use of IED's?

Mob boss: Are you f*in kiddin' me? My girl's got one in her; keeps her from gettin' knocked up.

al-Qaida: May she meet Allah quickly when she detonates.

Mob boss: Joey, get ready to take a walk with this pyramid pushin pri*k.
Underling: Where to boss?

Mob boss: To the middle of the the dessert you F*ck head. Then wack yourself.

end tape

FBI estimates say they should be on the same page by sometime in late 2009 and will be the greatest threat the free world has ever faced.